"No," snorts Lynn. "Not in any way that matters. But sometimes people forget, because it's easier to do whatever you like with a waiter or a child. So you get a better idea of how a person really is, when they have the chance to be mean to someone with nothing stopping them, and they don't take it."
"A birthday is the day when you were born, and it's common to celebrate it and bestow presents as a way of saying 'I am happy you were born.' Christmas is similar, but it's for everyone rather than one specific person."
"Yes. But I don't want you to miss out on presents, I'm still happy you exist. I just don't know what day that happened to start or the method that it started."
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"I'll leave it up to you to choose when you'd like me to celebrate your birthday."
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