"A birthday is the day when you were born, and it's common to celebrate it and bestow presents as a way of saying 'I am happy you were born.' Christmas is similar, but it's for everyone rather than one specific person."
"Yes. But I don't want you to miss out on presents, I'm still happy you exist. I just don't know what day that happened to start or the method that it started."
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"I'll leave it up to you to choose when you'd like me to celebrate your birthday."
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"But I hope you can find a way fast enough, because if you're in there for a year you'll be buried under even more presents."
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